Hallway Sex

We get to take Ruby home from the hospital today. Of course, we’re very excited for our little family reunion, and we can’t wait to introduce our children to each other.

Doctor Spector woke us up with his morning visit. I thought I’d heard all his jokes by now, and was happy to hear a new one called "hallway sex." It goes like this: There are 3 phases of marriage. 1) Kitchen sex. When you first get married, you have sex in every room of the house. 2) Bedroom sex. After a few years, things calm down and you keep it to the bedroom. 3) Hallway sex. After a while, you pass each other in the hallway and say, "screw you."

We love our pediatrician.

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About Tim Fry

Tim is a global communications consultant. He has a background in storytelling, opinion research, brand campaigns and product launches for clients big and small. He has been recognized with several industry awards, including Ad Age’s “40 under 40” and PR News' "15 to Watch." Tim has a bachelor of science degree in foreign service from Georgetown University. When he's not helping people tell their best stories, you're likely to find him riding his bike, kayaking or catching Dungeness Crab on Lopez Island, WA. He can be reached at tim_fry@hotmail.com.
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