Doctor Spector woke us up with his morning visit. I thought I’d heard all his jokes by now, and was happy to hear a new one called "hallway sex." It goes like this: There are 3 phases of marriage. 1) Kitchen sex. When you first get married, you have sex in every room of the house. 2) Bedroom sex. After a few years, things calm down and you keep it to the bedroom. 3) Hallway sex. After a while, you pass each other in the hallway and say, "screw you."
We love our pediatrician.