This is the second year in a row that I’ve missed Halloween at Fry Lodge due to a business trip. My banana costume will sit in my closet for another year. I would have lost the Fry Lodge costume contest anyway. Kristine’s shredded Banksy is brilliant. Happy Halloween!


Creepless in Seattle

The Fry Family Quartet spent Halloween with the Groebners in Seattle. We all went trick-or-treating with several other families in the Ravenna neighborhood. Due to some eye-hole issues, Ruby and I decided not to wear our costume heads. That didn’t hinder our ability to collect and consume large volumes of candy. 


From left to right: James the wizard, Ruby the creeper girl, Teddy the Chima wolf king, and Henry the zombie.


Kristine the make up artist/witch.

Everything is Awesome at Fry Lodge

For some reason I’ve never really invested much in Halloween costumes. For the past five years I’ve simply donned a banana suit and called it good. That banana suit is currently buried under countless boxes deep inside a Sedro-Woolley storage unit. So, with only a few days to go until Halloween, I had to get creative. The idea came to me as I was picking up stray LEGO heads in the living room the other night: LEGO Fryman.


The first challenge was figuring out what household item I could use to construct the head. I knew paper mache  would be involved, but the balloon method didn’t seem like the right way to go. So I used a propane tank. I can’t help thinking that I’m the first person in history to paper mache a propane tank. You have to admit, it closely resembles a LEGO head.

Here are the steps I took:

1) Clean off one of the four (four!) propane tanks I have in the garage. Did you know that propane tanks expire after 12 years?

2) Wrap it in a garbage bag and duct tape in order to more easily get the paper mache off the tank later.

3) Apply paper mache (2 cups Sta-Flo starch per 1 cup flour.)

4) Cut off the paper mache coat before it dries, otherwise it might crack. Tape a bike helmet to the inside. Hang to dry. Then apply more duct tape to the seam and places that might need structural support.


5) Try it on.

6) Paint it yellow and try on again.

7) Have Kristine mark where she thinks my eyes should be, then cut the eye holes.

8) Choose from hundreds of Henry’s LEGO heads as a reference for the face, then draw the face with a Sharpie.

9) Try it on again and ask Henry and Ruby how it looks. They said it looks awesome!


Freaky Fry Day


This evening, the Fry Family Quartet attended a pumpkin carving party at school. They supplied both the pumpkins and the carving knives. The whole time Henry and Ruby were carving, I kept thinking about how the Lopez Island medical clinic isn’t open on weekends. Luckily, both kids lost interest in carving when story time started, so I gladly finished the knife work. We ended up with probably the best jack-o’-lanterns we’ve ever had at Fry Lodge. I’m staring at them as I write this blog post. Everybody else is asleep. The wind is blowing hard outside. Great.


Earlier today, Ruby and I attended a birthday party for one of her school friends. On my quest to make more friends on the island, I jumped at the chance to accompany her so I could meet other parents. It was awesome. While I mingled, I quickly lost track of Ruby as she and 20 other 6-year-olds appeared to be playing some version of Lord of the Flies in the hosts’ front pasture. After some chit chat while standing around the fire pit, the party host showed me what was hanging in the shed. He had shot this little fella in his back yard earlier this morning. My dreams should be interesting tonight.